Chapter 1234: One Block!
When Ye Chen asked this, the three guys were stunned, completely unaware that there was someone outside the tree hole.
Seeing their strange expressions, Ye Chen asked again with great interest, "Three against one, is it fun?"
"Who are you?" The burly guy with thick eyebrows scrutinized Ye Chen from head to toe.
"Guess."
"I guess you're an idiot."
". . ."
While Ye Chen was bantering with him, the fat one and the wild one both stroked their chins, their lecherous eyes fixed on Hao Tian Shi Yue.
"Can I beat them up?" Hao Tian Shi Yue looked at Ye Chen.
"Don't hold back on my account." Ye Chen said meaningfully, "Hit them hard."
"Got it!" Hao Tian Shi Yue rolled up her sleeves, clenched her fists, and walked over with a smile.
"I'll go first, me first." As Hao Tian Shi Yue approached, the three guys rushed forward eagerly.
"One block!" Hao Tian Shi Yue raised her hand and slapped them all away in one swift motion. Their flying poses were impressive, and it wasn't until much later that the sound of them hitting the ground echoed.
Hao Tian Shi Yue soared into the air and chased after them, soon followed by screams of agony from that direction.
Ye Chen also stood up, but he noticed a seductive woman peeking out from the tree hole. She must have been startled by the three guys' loud cries and came out to check.
Huh?
As soon as she poked her head out, the seductive woman glanced at Ye Chen, sizing him up and down. She blinked her beautiful eyes and struck a charming pose. "Handsome, want to play?"
"You're really dedicated." Ye Chen coughed awkwardly and flew straight toward where Hao Tian Shi Yue was.
"Suit yourself then." The seductive woman turned and went back into the tree hole.
By now, Ye Chen had landed in a mountain valley. He saw the three guys sprawled on the ground in a perfect spread-eagle position, their bodies covered in footprints. When he flipped them over, they were unrecognizable.
Ye Chen let out a sigh of admiration and secretly gave Hao Tian Shi Yue a thumbs-up.
"I'm still quite gentle!" Hao Tian Shi Yue said as she tossed her hair, found a comfortable spot to sit, and pulled out a small mirror to fix her messy hair, acting as if nothing had happened.
Ye Chen found a rock and sat down, taking out his wine flask to drink leisurely.
After a while, the three guys finally woke up, shaking their heads. Seeing Hao Tian Shi Yue still there, they let out a series of fierce howls and scrambled to run away.
Where do you think you're going?
Ye Chen immediately reached out and dragged them back.
Now, the three guys quieted down, behaving like tame lambs. They were so scared they started crying on the spot. "You can't do this to us. We haven't done anything wrong. We're all upstanding gentlemen."
"Do you really not know in your hearts if you're upstanding gentlemen?"
"We swear, this is our first time."
"No one believes that." Ye Chen scolded and flicked three strands of immortal light, each embedding into their foreheads.
"Ah!" The three guys trembled all over and clutched their heads, letting out those fierce howls again. Anyone who didn't know better would think they were slaughtering pigs.
The night sky was profound, with stars scattered like dust.
The mountain valley was far from peaceful, as their screams startled flocks of birds from the forest.
As the immortal light merged, their sealed ancient memories slowly awakened. The dazed look in their eyes faded, and fragments of memories and faces flooded their minds. They recalled their past lives' names: Wang Biao, Gong Xiao Tian Er, and Shao Yu.
"Uncle Master!"
Soon, the valley echoed with earth-shattering cries.
The three guys had unlocked their past memories and clung to Ye Chen's legs, sobbing with snot and tears.
It was worth noting that they had truly inherited the ways of Huo Teng, Xie Yun, and Xiong Er. They cried while wiping snot all over Ye Chen, one glob after another.
Ugh . . .
Hao Tian Shi Yue, watching this disgusting scene, couldn't hold back. She bent over, covering her mouth and retching. Anyone who didn't know would think she was pregnant.
Ye Chen's forehead was covered in black lines. This routine was quite touching, to say the least.
It wasn't until late at night that the three guys finally let go. Each held a wine flask, gazing up at the starry sky. They might be goofy, but they still had their moments of reflection and homesickness.
How could they have imagined that the dead could reincarnate, and in such a bizarre way, all together?
They were indeed true brothers. In their past lives, they had fought back-to-back until death, and in this life, they reincarnated as one, doing everything together—even sharing women as a trio.
Ye Chen had already changed into a new set of clothes and was still glaring at the three guys with annoyance.
He had seen whoremongers before, but never three at once. Ye Chen thought he was shameless enough, but the new generation was outdoing the old one.
Seeing Ye Chen staring at them, the three guys coughed awkwardly. "This isn't our fault."
"How so? Got an excuse now?" Ye Chen was amused.
"We're poor, no money." The three guys wiped their noses. "We only scraped together eight hundred yuan shi, and even then, we had to negotiate with that little tree demon for a long time before she agreed."
"I . . ." Ye Chen nearly choked, holding back a mouthful of blood that had been building up. They could make whoring sound so innocently poetic—truly impressive.
"Uncle Master, give us some money!" The three guys grinned and rubbed their hands, staring at Ye Chen expectantly.
"None."
"You're lying, you must have some."
"I do like your shameless style." Ye Chen finally waved his hand and tossed out three storage bags, each filled with five million yuan shi, along with various secret scrolls, magic tools, and pills.
"Wow!" The three guys' eyes widened in shock.
"I've never seen so much yuan shi in my life."
"Now we can afford to whore properly."
"I . . ." Ye Chen didn't want to say another word and rubbed his forehead in frustration.
"Let's go." Seeing Ye Chen's distress, Hao Tian Shi Yue smiled and spoke up.
"Let's go." Ye Chen stood up immediately, flicked his robe, and swept the three guys along as he turned into a beam of immortal light, soaring into the starry sky.
"So this is what the starry sky looks like!" The three guys craned their necks around, their eyes shining with excitement. Everything in this vast starry sky was new to them.
It wasn't surprising, as their cultivation was too weak. In a hundred years, they had only reached Kong Ming Jing, far from enough to enter the starry sky. Their talent was a far cry from their past lives.
Ye Chen glanced at the three guys and thought to himself that he should find time to refine their bloodlines and boost their cultivation.
The group streaked through the starry sky like radiant immortal lights.
In the days that followed, they visited many ancient stars.
Their luck was decent—they found quite a few reincarnated individuals, though none were particularly familiar.
Day and night cycled, the sun and moon revolving.
In the blink of an eye, three days passed.
It wasn't until the night of the fourth day that Ye Chen, who was leading the way, suddenly paused.
What happened?
Hao Tian Shi Yue and the others looked at him in confusion.
Ye Chen didn't speak, but a trickle of black blood oozed from the corner of his left eye.
Ye Chen!
Uncle Master!
Hao Tian Shi Yue and Shao Yu rushed forward, their faces full of worry as they looked at him.
Ye Chen remained silent, slowly tilting his head up to gaze at the distant starry sky. He stood like a statue, motionless. As he stared, blood began to spill from the corner of his mouth.
Suddenly, he lowered his gaze and took out a mirror, holding it up in front of him.
This . . .
Hao Tian Shi Yue and the others froze as they looked at the mirror. Although Ye Chen was holding it, his reflection wasn't there, as if the Ye Chen beside them didn't exist at all.
How . . . how is this possible?
The four of them turned to Ye Chen, their brows furrowed.
It's nothing!
Ye Chen smiled, gently wiping the blood from his mouth and eye corner. The mirror in his hand slowly turned to ash.
Let's go!
Ye Chen said lightly and took the first step forward.
Hao Tian Shi Yue and the others followed, but their expressions were all uneasy.
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